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Tennu Teacher kinne banaya??? BHOOTNI Ke....!!!!

In Infosys there was a module named visual basic in the open systems stream. It was the most important module of

our practical training and we got the most horrible teacher ever.

He was around Gandhi in respect of physical structure, and English…..हे भगवन पता नहीं हम कैसे जिंदा हैं….!!!!

This song was dedicated to our VB teacher and was circulated in our whole batch. Now it has reached each and every student of open systems in Infosys.

Aaj aakhri din hai aayaa……..!!!! Shukr hai peecha choota…….!!!

Visual basic mein pass hone ka…….( oyee shaava !!!!!)

Visual basic mein pass hone ka…….apna sapna toota………..!!!!

Communication skills ka naam na lena

Communication skills ka naam na lena

Americans dar jayenge…!!!!

Sayapa payenge………

Peet peet ke chhaati……..sayapa payenge…….

(Ooo OS valoon fail hone aajo oye)


Ek teri boli……. Hai shava

Neend ki goli……!!! Hai Shava

ek tenu sehna…… Hai shava

soonde rehna …….. Hai Shava!!!!

Chaal peekaad…… Hai shava

Jamma hi fakkad…..!!!!!

English mein langda……!!!!

Oo paalo bhangra……!!!!

kende tennu chal fitte mooh….

kharda sabtoon aage aage……

mike laga ke……tag saja ke….

Utte bhaade di Shirt, tangdi hanger te….

tennu teacher kinne banaya bhootni ke……

tennu mike kinne fadaya bhootni ke…..

bhootni ke…….!!!!

bhootni ke…….!!!!

tennu teacher kinne banaya bhootni ke……

sayapaa…..sayapaa….sayapaa…….sayapaa….


hun kahe ka rona, vb mein to fail hai hona!!!

Blank baithe hai hum, par tu slides kar gaya poori….!!!!

Concepts ki taang hai tooti, apni to hai kismat footi….!!!

Dekhe jo humko sote, tujhe aaye sharam thodi…!!!!

O Dolly…… O Mooli……. koi maaro isko goli….

Narak milega hum logoon ka khoon pe ke………

Tennu teacher kinne banaya bootni ke…..

Tennu mike kinne fadaya bootni ke……

bhootni ke…….!!!!

bhootni ke…….!!!!

tennu teacher kinne banaya bhootni ke……

sayapaa…..sayapaa….sayapaa…….sayapaa….


5 pointers payaare hum the…….A grade se dulaare hum the……!!!!

Angoor khatte hain ab to…… B+ lana hai zaroori………!!!!

Knowledge hai aadhi adhoori....jane kab hogi poori……!!!!

Production mein bhag ja ab tu…….karle E&R se doori…….!!!!

O Michael , O Soni…..ab kaise taale honi……!!!!!

Pad gaye apne armaanoo ke rang feeke…..!!!!!

Tennu teacher kinne banaya bootni ke…..

Tennu mike kinne fadaya bootni ke……

bhootni ke…….!!!!

bhootni ke…….!!!!

tennu teacher kinne banaya bhootni ke……

sayapaa…..sayapaa…….sayapaa….!!!

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