When your luck makes you land on to the most difficult Streams of all the time-“Open Systems” and you are bestowed with teachers like so called “Bhootni ka” then only one situation is inevitable - to flunk in “Perception” and “Hands-on” Exam at INFOSYS.
It was the worst time of all when you want to study but cannot and if you flunk you will lose your job. All we could do is to take our problems to our class teacher “Parimala” so that she can ask “kushlapa”-our senior HR at Infosys. She was an attitude mania lady and a virago, she never used to support us and when everyone went to complain, she came into the class and said-“All of you people are such fools, not to answer so simple questions”. But the truth was that our teachers were not so good and the questions were truly hard and tedious.
This Song was written as to demarcate our outraged feelings for the “All people are fools” comment. On the same day it was sent to each trainee of open-systems. Next day we got the same mail but “open systems” changed to “JAVA”. They could not understand the meaning of parimala and so, fortunately parimala remained in the song….!!!!
Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi
Hamko saza di infy ne aisa kya gunah kiya.
Jo lut gaye aur phas gaye
Jo mar gaye hum, OS paa ke…!!!
Agar mile HR to……o..oo..o..
Poochoonga kushlapa……a..a..a..
Stream mujhe deke Open Systems…..!!!!
Phaadu hands on kyoun banaya….!!!!
Aur us par diya perception…..!!!!
Barbadi ka tha inception……!!!
be-rehem teri inspection.
be-rehem teri inspection…..!!!
re-compree ho gayi sanction….!!!
aaj handson, kal perception.
aaj handson, kal perception….!!!
tension ka interaction.
aaj handson, kal perception…!!!
Machal machal ke haathoon se aah nikalti rahi……!!!!
Hamko saza di infy ne aisa kya gunah kiya….
Jo lut gaye…. aur phas gaye…
Jo mar gaye hum, OS paa ke…!!!
Attitude ki dharmshala..a…a..a..!!!
Roop ise de ke aurat ka…..!!!
phathar sa dil hai banaya...!!!!
Sabhi aansoon….Sabhi aahein….!!!
Sabhi ambigious questions
Tere paas hum le aayein.
Tere paas hum le aayein….!!!
Saari class ki problem….!!!
Par tujhe samajh na kuch aaye.
Par tujhe samajh na kuch aaye….!!!
Jaye to hum kahan jayein…!!!
Tu humein fool batlaye….!!!
Sisak sisak ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi.
Hamko saza di infy ne aisa kya gunah kiya.
Jo lut gaye aur phas gaye
Jo mar gaye hum, OS paa ke
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