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Tadap Tadap ke....Open Systems Song

When your luck makes you land on to the most difficult Streams of all the time-“Open Systems” and you are bestowed with teachers like so called “Bhootni ka” then only one situation is inevitable - to flunk in “Perception” and “Hands-on” Exam at INFOSYS. It was the worst time of all when you want to study but cannot and if you flunk you will lose your job. All we could do is to take our problems to our class teacher “Parimala” so that she can ask “kushlapa”-our senior HR at Infosys. She was an attitude mania lady and a virago, she never used to support us and when everyone went to complain, she came into the class and said-“All of you people are such fools, not to answer so simple questions”. But the truth was that our teachers were not so good and the questions were truly hard and tedious. This Song was written as to demarcate our outraged feelings for the “All people are fools” comment. On the same day it was sent to each trainee of open-systems. Next day we got the same mail ...

Tennu Teacher kinne banaya??? BHOOTNI Ke....!!!!

In Infosys there was a module named visual basic in the open systems stream. It was the most important module of our practical training and we got the most horrible teacher ever. He was around Gandhi in respect of physical structure, and English…..हे भगवन पता नहीं हम कैसे जिंदा हैं….!!!! This song was dedicated to our VB teacher and was circulated in our whole batch. Now it has reached each and every student of open systems in Infosys . Aaj aakhri din hai aayaa……..!!!! Shukr hai peecha choota…….!!! Visual basic mein pass hone ka…….( oyee shaava !!!!!) Visual basic mein pass hone ka…….apna sapna toota………..!!!! Communication skills ka naam na lena Communication skills ka naam na lena Americans dar jayenge…!!!! Sayapa payenge……… Peet peet ke chhaati……..sayapa payenge……. (Ooo OS valoon fail hone aajo oye) Ek teri boli……. Hai shava Neend ki goli……!!! Hai Shava ek tenu sehna…… Hai shava soonde rehna …….. Hai Shava!!!! Chaal peekaad…… Hai shava ...